JETS Jokes!!!

My Weekly TV Review will resume next week as a bunch of shows start up again this week and next.

Well the New York Jets made it to the playoffs last night, and although I was originally going to be happy for them, everything has changed. I knew, as a New York Giants fan, that I would not hear the end of it and a few texts and IM's later, followed by the last straw- a facebook wall post- I have been utterly inspired.

Jets Jokes:

JETS stands for "Just End The Season."

Wanna hear a joke? The New York Jets. They're a joke!

Why do Jets fans constantly cheer "J-E-T-S, Jets! Jets! Jets!?"
It makes more sense than cheering "W-I-N, Win! Win! Win!"

Mark Sanchez's 2009 QB rating is almost as high as his 5-yr contract.

Mark Sanchez took a rape awareness class at USC. This was to prepare him for playing for the New York Jets.

Mark Sanchez threw 12 touchdown passes compared to 20 interceptions and 10 fumbles.

Rex Ryan created a secret code between him and Mark Sanchez to help the rookie out. No one knows what the code was, but it had something to do with tacos.

Rex Ryan gets very emotional during games. This is because they continually air Burger King commercials on the scoreboard during the games. Rex Ryan likes to believe he is the burger king.

Mark Sanchez won the starting QB job over Kellen Clemens during pre-season. It was like watching gay porn. A lot of sucking and if you are watching you must be a Jets fan.

Mark Sanchez, in an interview after signing with the Jets, was asked "How does it feel to be a Jet?" He responded, "We're going to take those Sharks down!"

The Jets brought in Joe Girardi to help teach Mark Sanchez how to slide. When Mark Sanchez saw a different jersey, he immediately threw the ball to him.

After the mistake, Sanchez swore to be more careful with the football. During their brief 10 minute session, Joe Girardi recorded 4 interceptions and 2 fumble recoveries.

Well, that's all for now.


Song of the Day: "You Found Me" by The Fray
Quote of the Day: "I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister." -Hank Moody, in Californication