Saturday Night Mission Night

I've decided to continue this tradition. For those new to Saturday Night Mission Night I will present you with 3 tasks all of which are your mission to accomplish tonight. Good luck.

1. At a bar or really any place of business when going to pay for an item ask "Do you accept cash here?". 7 at of 10 times it gets a laugh and that's good enough for me, therefore it's good enough for you and if they don't laugh you can just laugh. Cause it's hilarious.

2. Tell a friend you think they are great and that you love them. They will be taken aback, because this isn't often said enough. They will feel quite special and it will make their night. Or it will freak them out a bit. Depends on the tone you tell them with. That's up to you. Actually on that note maybe tell this to someone you're not that close to. You know that person. He/She is in your group of friends. You never really call them to hang out or speak to them outside of your group, but when your group of friends are all together they're there. Give it a shot maybe you'll become closer to them or maybe you'll just push them away more...

3. In conversation at a random moment say "Oh like Robert Downey Jr.'s character in Tim Allen's The Shaggy Dog. This will elicit a couple responses. Some of which will be:

Yes! Exactly like his character. Thank you!

No, nothing like RDJ in The Shaggy Dog are you an idiot?

Oh, I never saw that movie.

I love Tim Allen. Arururur. (Home Improvement grunt)

I didn't care for the remake I prefer the original.

Robert Downey Jr. is in The Shaggy Dog? Really?

The last response will put you in charge of the conversation. This will stop whoever is telling their terrible story and allow you to steer the conversation wherever you want to take it.

And remember everyone the cardinal rule of Saturday Night Mission Night. Accomplish your missions, but have fun doing them. Don't lose sight of that.

Quote of the Day: Did you just growl at opposing counsel? -Judge in The Shaggy Dog

Movie of the Day: Fantastic Mr. Fox

Song of the Day: "Here Comes Your Man" by the Pixies