Congratulations to a Mr. Doe on correctly spelling the word Eulogy, it was a tough one.
We were looking for E-U-L-O-G-Y.
Though because you did not provide your address you will not be receiving the cash prize. Better luck next time.
On to what I will be calling Signs of the Apocalypse:
It was announced today that production on Big Momma's House 3 will begin in mid-April. Martin Lawrence will return to role that made him famous? for playing two unique characters, Malcolm Turner and that's right you guessed it Big Momma. Fingers crossed that this will be in 3D and that she will be able to take out a loan on her new House.
Rumors abound that NBC will be moving Jay Leno back to 1130 for a half hour show, then have Conan on at 12, and Fallon on at 1.
You cannot be serious NBC.-John McEnroe
When has Jay Leno ever been funny. Jaywalking? Great, America is filled with idiots. Thanks for opening our eyes Jay. I think Leno should retire and become a DJay. See what I did Jay. I made what's called a joke or more accurately a pun. Either way something you haven't done in years.
Obama may be pushing the premiere of Lost, because of his State of the Union speech. This is outrageous. The other option is pushing the premiere of American Idol. Spoiler alert: I know what happens this year on American Idol. People sing and at first in the tryouts some people are bad, laughably bad, but then they show good people and some charming young man or woman wins the heart of America. Rinse and repeat year after year. Okay that's fine, but American Idol fans can wait a week. I don't think Lost fans can wait any much longer. Get your shit together Obama, President Bush would never have pushed the Lost premiere. He would have invaded it. Oh snap Politics!
Well that's today in Signs of the Apocalypse. You may notice that they are all Movie or Television related well this is because.
Please come back tomorrow for Saturday Night Mission Night.
Quote of the Day: I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk. Waitresses -hot. Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter! Then quick nap at my place, then we hit the tizzown -Andy from The Office
Movie of the Day: The Hurt Locker
Song of the Day: "I Am a Rock" by Simon and Garfunkel aka S-man and G-funk
So Josh, if you are truly filling in for Brian while he is away that means you also have to be at Kelly's for trivia night on Wednesday, verdad?
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