FANTASY!!!

Fantasy Fantasy

Love fantasy sports? Want more? Here is my new Fantasy game.

Your team will consist of the following: Yourself, 1 Day of the Week, 1 Food Item, and 1 Joke.

Each week you can choose a new team.

Example:

Team Briaries

B-ri
Saturday
Pizza
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
(He had no BODY to dance with)

Stat categories are different for each member of your team.
(Note: Strong reliance on the honor system)

Yourself: For every time you check briaries.blogspot.com you receive 1 point (max: once a day). Every time you complete a task on Saturday Night Mission Night you receive 3 points. For every time you post a comment on a blog post you receive 2 points (max: once per post). For every time you listen to the "Song of the Day" you receive 1 point (limit 1 per song)

Day of the Week: On this day you will receive 1 point for every alcoholic beverage consumed. You will receive 1/2 point for every hour not spent sleeping (12 a.m. to 12 a.m.). If you eat your chosen food on this day you will receive 5 points. If you watch an episode of Scrubs on this day you will receive 10 bonus points.

Food Item: It can be a snack or a meal. You will receive 3 points every time you eat this item (max: twice a day). (Note: If you choose jelly beans, you do not get 3 per jelly bean...you get 3 for eating jelly beans. If you choose pizza, it is not 3 per slice. It is 3 for getting pizza. etc..) If you eat this item on your chosen day you get 5 bonus points (see above). If you get someone else to eat this item with you then you receive 2 points per person. 1 point for every time you can work this food item into a joke on a blog comment on briaries.blogspot.com.

Joke: You will receive 1 point for every person you tell this joke to. You will receive 5 bonus points if the joke includes your chosen food item (you can post it on a blog comment once for an extra point as well). You will receive 2 points for every person who comes to the Fantasy Post on briaries.blogspot.com and writes the joke under comments.

Hope it doesn't come off as too complicated. At the beginning of each week (SUNDAY) you will post your team. On the next SUNDAY you can post results (I will do the point add up.) The winner each week will get a special blog post in their honor that week. Here is an example of what to post under comments:

TEAM BRIARIES

B-ri: 7 "briaries" visits, 3 Tasks, 5 comments, 6 Song of the Day
Saturday: 12 beers, 2 shots, 14 hours not sleeping, Ate Pizza, Watched Scrubs
Pizza: 4 Times, 4 people joined
Joke: 10 people, 2 People posted joke under comments

MY TOTAL: 102 points
(You do not need to calculate your total, I will do that)

So quick sum up, on Sunday pick the most recent post and under "comments" post your previous weeks results and your next weeks team. Good Luck!

(I understand today is Tuesday, you can post anytime this week and start fantasizing. On Sunday I need results and team for next week when we will start the full week extravaganza. This "short" week is a trial run.)


Song of the Day: "Love Hurts" by Incubus
Quote of the Day: "The tooth. The whole tooth. And nothing but the tooth." -A movie poster featuring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson with wings and wearing ice skates