"Social Experiment: Part Three"

Sorry, no post yesterday..whatevss.

"Social Experiment: Part Three"

Here is the continued documentation of my ongoing social experiment.

-How to earn respect from your peers:
1. Dress to Impress. It is as easy as it sounds. Look fresh to death, and everyone around you will be talking. Even in situations that require no formal wear, dress to impress nonetheless and the rest will think you're the best.
2. Take Home the Fattest Chick In A Bar. Whoa, a curve ball with this one, but here is the truth. As much as people will make fun of you afterward, you are the one who took home a chick. You will be able to handle all of the abuse because hey, you just got laid and you were hammered (you will need to be to go through with this one.) This will lead to mucho respecto from your amigos, even if it is embarrassingo.
3. Buy a Round. When they say money can't buy you respect, hell, they aint ever been to Vegas. Or for that matter, any bar. If you buy a round at the bar anyone who has that shot will love you for the rest of the night. And probably well after that. Buying a drink for someone at the bar is a sacred thing, and a connection is made that is unlike no other. This is why us fellas always buy drinks for girls at a bar, to make a connection (not to get her drunk enough to follow you home). So if you want respect from everyone around, buy one (a round).
4. Respect others. If you let people know that you respect them, then much respect your way. For example, if I say to you "hey, your the man." They will most likely come back with "No, your the man." Your response should be "You're right." Now they know that you know that you are the man and the respect is there. The more people you show love and respect, the more that is coming back in return. So lend a hand, become a fan, command the room and demand that you in fact, are da man.

I went with some cool sayings there to help you remember how to command respect from everyone around. Respect in social situations is important. Get people to laugh with you over a drunken encounter, or bro out, or just make yourself come off as a wholesome awesome person, and you will be a social pro in no time.

Song of the Day: "Beautiful" by Akon
Quote of the Day: "You're ganna shoot your eye out kid" -Santa Claus, in A Christmas Story, referring to Ralphie wanting a Red Ryder BB Gun for Christmas